draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon


arleinalundy:

Me at school. 

arleinalundy:

Me at school. 

#me



bunnyinabowtie:

I was at my town’s arcade, and we have Nerdfighters! (Aka Aerofighters)

bunnyinabowtie:

I was at my town’s arcade, and we have Nerdfighters! (Aka Aerofighters)


thecafeamericain:

Radar’s Vlog Ep 1
When I found out that Paper Towns was going to be made into a film by the same people who made the TFiOS movie I decided that I have to do something to try to get the attention of John Green and the Paper Towns film team. So I made Radar’s Vlog in hopes that they’ll see it and let me audition. I hope you guys like it!

I was also able to get a copy of The Fault of Our Stars autographed by John Green and will be giving it away to someone at random in the notes as a thank you. So reblog it, like it, do whatever..let’s make John Green see the thing


officialnorthamerica:

accurate representation of my high school career

officialnorthamerica:

accurate representation of my high school career

#me

turnipjelly:

evenhellcanbehomey:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

write a book

You could call it The Golden Compass


assbutt-in-the-garrison:

kiwiggle:

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

????????? I am concerned where did the baby birdies go

where in the. what. how did the. i. what the fuck man


kiwiggle:

zakuromochi:

The other day, my friend and I went to the owl cafe in Osaka, called Owl Family Osaka. We had a 60 minute time slot, the beginning of which we were given detailed instructions about the manner and way of handling the owls. After the instruction, we were able to play with the owls.

The women running the establishment were really friendly and were so loving to the owls, they really helped us to understand the owls that we interacted with!

There were a few owls we were allowed to handle in our allowed time, while some others were in an area where they rested.

It was a really great experience!! The owls were very well behaved and were incredibly friendly. There is also a really cute little owl goods shop in the cafe~!

You should definitely visit someday if you have the chance!

Here’s their blog: http://blog.livedoor.jp/owlfamily/

oh gosh oh gosh they’re so beautiful I would give anything to go here

#ref

Anonymous asked:"Top 5 sex positions!!"

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

-snorkeling thru the pussy
-jumping off a couple storied building to land on dick
-kicking their ass
-running at each other very fast and hoping every thing goes in all right
-not having sex


willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY


thestarlesswanderer:

Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream


soupery:

ill never be okay

Reblog / posted 1 day ago via ohpierre · © soupery with 2,021 notes

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager